I love this list! I feel like I am cheating somehow by putting two lists on in a row but there are two very good reasons for it
1. I think this list is hilarious (as was the last one) and I need all the smiles I can get and,
2. I seem to just be running out of time by the end of each day – the days are supposed to be getting longer and longer but I find they are just going faster and faster…..
So, without any more excuses for not having prepared post for today – here are ten reasons to smile………..
When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die!
2. Imagine when you take electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride!
3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: – Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one!
4. When you wake up, then an idiot comes asking you: – You Awake?
A: No. I’m sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom. “Did you just have a bath?”
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask “Going up?”
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me!
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him “are those Flowers?”
A: No baby! They Carrots!
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking “Is anyone in there?”
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!
10. You’re on the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend saw u & asks what are u doing here?
A: I’m here to pay my school fees!